The Last Village Constable
One of the more colourful of Jean Goyetche's descendants was Guillaume C.
(Billy) Goyetche, born in 1882, who served as the police constable in St.
Peters, Nova Scotia. The following is from a newspaper article published on
August 13, 1980.
In earlier times
every small community had its local characters and one of the fondest in St.
Peters memories was the last village constable, Billy Goyetche.
Billy's main
occupation was the hauling of freight in his horse-drawn freight wagon from
the railway station to the local merchants, moving household goods from one
house to another, and so on.
He
was also the driver of the village hearse, which he referred to as the Thingamajig.
This old hearse, which is still in the possession of Alex and Ruth Morrison,
had several secret compartments known to Billy as the 'for'ard hatch' and
the 'after hatch'. Originally designed to carry necessary gear, Billy was
in the habit of using them as hidden storage compartments for his wine.
As village constable,
Billy had a paddy wagon which was actually a small dump cart. And as a drinking
man, he sometimes tended to become more exuberant in the exercise of his duties
after a glass or two. On one occasion, while carting Bill Kelly to the local
lockup, Billy was less than gentle with his prisoner. He more or less tossed
Kelly into the paddy wagon so that Kelly's head was hanging over one side
and bumping against the wheel. But each time Kelly would try to sit up, Billy
pushed him back down. So that by the time Kelly arrived at the lockup, there
was a patch of hair worn right off his head.
One of Billy's
jobs as constable was to keep people lined up and orderly while waiting for
the distribution of the local mail. Some say his job was made more difficult
because the sorting and handing out of the mail took such a long time, supposedly
because the staff felt obliged to read each and every letter before handing
it on.
Billy was well
liked by the local youngsters but Halloween is Halloween. Billy was assigned
to guard the fence near the Cosy Corner when he had the urge to quench his
thirst. When he returned from his visit to the for'ard hatch what was blocking
his way but the very fence he was supposed to be guarding.
In exasperation
at one year's collection of pranksters. Billy fired several rounds into the
air from his .38 revolver. Rumor had it that he was just using blanks but
according to one of the pranksters several bullets were later found in the
shingles of the showhouse.
Near the end
of his reign, as the horse was beginning to give way to the automobile, a
large car was seen speeding toward the canter of the village. Billy, dressed
in his working clothes, spotted the car and was waiting in the middle of the
village when it arrived.
Billy waved the
car down and proceeded to lecture the driver on the necessity of driving at
a safe and reasonable speed through St. Peters.
"And who
are you?" the well-dressed woman behind the wheel asked saucily. Billy
reached up to the strap of his overalls, turned it outward so that the driver
could see his badge, and warned: "Beware of the man in the overhauls." |